I ordered a membership/sponsorship/seminar/watermelon or pumpkin photograph!  Why am I being charged shipping?

We are sorry, but we have not yet figured out a way to make the computer charge shipping on only some items.  The computer dutifully "charges" $7 on everything no matter what it is.  However, when you buy things with no shipping charge (memberships, sponsorships, seminars, or watermelon/pumpkin photos, for example), BEFORE the card is actually charged, we remove that $7 shipping fee by hand.  Your invoice will be changed to reflect this.  You are not actually being charged shipping on these items.

If anyone knows of another service provider whose program does not have this amusing quirk, we'd love to hear about it!  Please email us!